this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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