is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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