Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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