Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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