Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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