When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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