when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Randomize
