i just had sex bonerless
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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