Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
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