I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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