i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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