clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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