i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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