Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
now i know why i became what i already was.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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