I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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