She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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