idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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