Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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