I should be sponsored by Trojan
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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