Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
barbara walters just said penis...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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