Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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