he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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