just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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