Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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