dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
