my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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