now i know why i became what i already was.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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