People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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