I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
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