One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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