she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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