Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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