she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Randomize
