that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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