Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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