Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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