she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He has the fingertips of a God
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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