Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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