better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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