i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
he laminated a picture of his dick.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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