Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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