Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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