i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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