I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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