You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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