is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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