Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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