You don't have asthma, your pregnant
my vag is so smooth its legendary
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
FUCK WHALES
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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