I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
what day is it and did you see me today?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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