You were right. It hurts to walk today.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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