If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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